If you have a toddler who verges on the brink of death constantly.... dives off chairs... rams into doors without blinking.... jumps down steps.... flips backwards consistently... dances and jumps around with abandon... what could this mean?
A. You have a future stunt man (or woman) on your hands
B. This toddler has an odd sort of death wish
C. Child was inspired by the gymnasts in Beijing and is secretly training for the 2024 Olympics
D. This supposed little cutie is actually a robot from the future with a steel endoskeleton therefore feels no pain and can not be stopped (Oh wait- I think I have been watching too much Sarah Conner Chronicles)
E. Little one is secretly scheming with her sisters to drive their mother to the loony bin so they can steal all the chocolate from the pantry